Attention:
Boy for Sale
Age: 3 years old, definitely
Hair color: Would be blond if he would take a bath
Weight: Does it matter? He still sits on his sisters and makes them scream
Eye color: blue, but I swear they flash red sometimes.
Will sell to highest bidder, o.b.o.
Call for details, but after you've heard them, you won't be wanting a 3 year old any time soon.
You can reach me at home, but after today, I will be at the state insane asylum.
Thank you!!
Boy for Sale
Age: 3 years old, definitely
Hair color: Would be blond if he would take a bath
Weight: Does it matter? He still sits on his sisters and makes them scream
Eye color: blue, but I swear they flash red sometimes.
Will sell to highest bidder, o.b.o.
Call for details, but after you've heard them, you won't be wanting a 3 year old any time soon.
You can reach me at home, but after today, I will be at the state insane asylum.
Thank you!!
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