"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man
knows himself to be a fool."
knows himself to be a fool."
- William Shakespeare
Being a lone adult in the house can be strangely comforting and unnerving at the same time. Once I'm ready to turn in for the night, I make one last patrol of my fortress. Turning off lights, closing cupboards and locking the doors. Both locks on the front and back ones. I lock the door to the garage, too. I don't know why I do. The garage is locked, no one can get in. Just the van sitting there, shedding icy slush from it's wheel wells on the to cement.
I open the door and flick on the light, just to check on things, make sure everything is in order. You never know, I've found the odd light in the car, left on by five year old fiddling fingers. Once the light is off, I rush to close the door. Like some imaginary troll is waiting for the safety of the dark to rush upon my ankles and drag me back to his sanctuary under the stairs. Bolting it tight, an internal debate volleys in my head. "Just the doorknob lock or the deadbolt, too? Against what? Imaginary beasties? Ok, just the doorknob. Alright, and the deadbolt. Why not?" I rest easy at night, knowing my home is locked up.
I don't know what I'm expecting to see in the morning when I unlock the door. Rotate the lock clockwise *click*, it's unlocked. Talking only to myself in my head, I taunt the unseen, "Come on back, monsters! The sun is shining and I'm not afraid anymore!!" Who am I, or better yet, how old am I? Ten? What do I expect to find? An unrecognizable creature smashed against the door? Crumpled in a pitiful heap, defeated in his efforts to breach the threshold? There is a small sliver of curiosity mixed with the incredulity of my suppositions. But I'm still hoping to be wrong when I am alone and unlocking the doors.

4 comments:
Locks are only locks when they are locked ... otherwise they are unlocks or notlocks or antilocks or door decorations ... use 'em or lose 'em ... and any other trite phrase that comes to mind. When it's only you, one can not be too careful. You make locking the door into a good story and I enjoy that!!
I believe in locking all the locks - get in the habit and it'll come naturally. Then that one day you forget to close the garage door, you'll know you're covered. Besides, it's best to keep the monsters locked in the garage... they get all confused and scared inside the bright, clean corners of people houses... best to keep them out there where they are happiest.
I don't think it's just you. When I'm alone, I do the same thing. Seeing a troll would be kind of cool. Then again... Maybe not.
No, not just you. I'm bordering on the paranoid when it comes to locking up - the performance we have when we go away is unbelievable. Mind you I love the idea of Scott's 'notlocks'.
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